The bigger, more serious, question remains: "You are in space! Why are you watching DVDs?"
There's nothing like to watch Battlestar Galactica when you're *in space*.

>> Would hate to die of Swine Flu, just because of what it's called... and all that it
>> would imply if I caught it...

> Then call it Mexican flu.

What's wrong with Freedom Flu?

Mouse enters reward chamber, and grimaces: "what is this slow crap?? I want UV! and it better be shorter than 300nm or I'm outta here!!"

One mouse meets another: I've got some UV bulbs, let's get high!
The other mouse: Man, UV is for kids, this X-ray tube rulz!

How does one get the temperature below 0 degrees Kelvin?
Only by means of imaginary Brownian motion...

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At least, communists stopped called cybernetics a "burgeois pseudoscience" http://www.economicexpert.com/a/Bourgeois:pseudoscience.html

How do they calculate probability of something that never happenned?

LHC is an experimental device, the scientists built it in order to learn new things about universe. Honestly, they don't know exactly what will happen when they start it, and they want to know what happens. This process is called 'an experiment'.

If the scientists knew what will happen inside, they wouldn't have to built LHC in the first place.

Again, how precisely can they calculate probability of something they're not sure what it does?

Didn't know Clive Sinclair was still around and working for Asus ?
Maybe he does. The Keeeboard keys quite similar to old rubber keyboard of the original ZX Spectrum:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Sinclair_ZX_Spectrum.jpg.