How about this for RaPi?
Why would you refer to a product as "rapey"?
Because its clearly pronounced rah-pie? Unless you pronounce pi as pee? and raspberry as ray-spberry?
For the longest time people believed that the UI seen in minority report would be an awesome thing to have, only now that touch devices are widespread, we're seeing just how bad touchscreens are ergonomically and how little demand there is for large touchscreen displays.
We have known UI's like that suck since the 80's.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.