Not to mention, what damage does it take to kill a zombie? Headshots only, or just a savage beating, possibly with a frying pan? Details, people!

Does that same logic apply to all crimes?

Even if it's something that the average person wouldn't consider a crime, like photographing a policeman or soldier in the UK?

Even if that policeman (for instance) is committing a crime at the time?

If they're disgusting to take off, you're doing it wrong. As far as I can tell, condoms make post-coital cleanup easier, because all the mess that a guy makes is contained.
You just need to tie a knot in the top of the condom, and throw it away. If you're feeling really fastidious about it, wrap it in a tissue first.

No, what you do is mix it with cheap nasty cheap vodka when clubbing. Neither of them taste very nice, but after enough of them your tongue gives up and you can be drunk and dance for hours. The only downside is the cat that installs itself in your brain overnight, which can be a serious inconvenience in the morning...

Not to mention the fact that Skywalker had literally nothing better to do than fight alongside the Rebellion.

He had no attachments, he was good in a fighter. It would be a foolish insurgency that said "We would take you kid, but you haven't logged enough practise time to really be safe in that thing." Especially given what happened to their fighter numbers during that battle.

I've been thinking about this for ages, and it strikes me that a great mod for L4D would make it possible to choose characters from Tem Fortress 2 to run it instead of the four you have.
Perhaps have a limited selection, so the Heavy, the Soldier, the Engineer and something short range like the Pyro. I'm not entirely certain how the weapon damages line up, but it would certainly be fun to watch a heavy go to work on a swarm of infected...

You say that, but just try turning up as a skunk. Sure, they say they accept you, but the first time someone startles you, the inevitable happens, someone gets mace^h^h^h^hsprayed, and suddenly you're skunky no-mates...