Wanna place a bet before we ask?

That sounds like an unintentional interstellar machine gun.

So, if it's equal pay for equal work, then why is there disparity between the segmentation? It seems like a company as big as Microsoft could do the math and get it to average out to a flat 1.00 for everyone.

+1 Informative. No mod points today, but that's definitely good to know.

They built a robot, which couldn't be bought, to specifically disassemble their products. That sounds like a little more than squatting.

Forget the taxi. I want to ride a steam punk robo-horse to work. How more hipster could that be?

Will I still have to wash my hands?

You think Apple wouldn't grandstand in front of everyone "Look how customer-centric/American Rights/privacy-oriented/underdog we're being at our own expense" as a way to showcase their product? They would never have to advertise again.

You can be old enough to die for you country, but not old enough to drink.

If skynet cures cancer and I get my bionic limbs, so I can free climb on Mars, then I welcome skynet. Everyone assumes it will actually turn out like Terminator and not some hybrid Utopian society. I'd trust a robo-cop that equally applied the rules more than the "you happened to be rolling down hill faster due to gravity, so now you owe me $120"

Next week.

Pen into the zipper. No tools required and after you're done just slide the zipper around to reset.

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Several years ago I saw a youtube clip of some whit with his helmet up, feet on the handlebars texting. I was impressed at his skill and raw bravery, but I kept waiting for him to go over the handlebars.

A lot of motorcycle riding is body positioning as part of the maneuver, so if you're not playing along with the 2 wheels game a standard on or off ramp could hurt pretty bad.

But annexing Mexico solves so many problems. Suddenly they aren't illegal immigrants and we don't have to build a giant wall.