This is what tablets and smartphones are for. Bring your own tablet and/or smartphone, keep the personal surfing personal. Nobody will ask, nobody will care... your iPad is for watching movies on the plane, reading eBooks, random surfing, etc.
Also, having written a few AUPs myself... the exact restrictions tend to be pretty well documented, and driven by security and compliance requirements that your employer would be in trouble for violating. Read the AUP in full and make sure you understand it, ask questions if needed. Those of us who have to help maintain compliance / security would much rather get a few "silly questions" than have to clean up a mess. When in doubt, use a personal device. There's absolutely no excuse not to have one.
And to the employer... think about VDI+BYOD. Move the security back into the server room, let employees use "whatever". Keeping the personal surfing out is a losing battle, no matter what your compliance requirements are.
What you are asking for is not possible due to the way markets work.
If there is a skill that takes only a few months to learn, doesn't require formal background, and then you can do meaningful projects, that skill is not worth much because just about anybody can learn it.
Pick something that is more than a simple skill (i.e. artistic aptitude, something unique), find a niche, find something that's still widely used but "out of fashion", go local (works better in a relatively "low-tech" locale), find somebody who will take on an apprentice / mentee in some area deeper than a "2-3 month learning curve".
Also, if you're already writing, they way to get better at writing is to keep writing. Start a blog or two, volunteer to write documentation for a non-profit or open source project or similar, use that as a portfolio to find better paying writing work.
Speaking of non-profits - volunteering with one is a great way to network, find somebody who might pay you for the skills you're using as a volunteer, etc.
If our government did not make it so expensive to hire people, companies would hire more people. (Obvious 101, but apparently not to the current leadership)
I'm looking at this from the point of view of a normal electrical (or other utility) end user looking to save energy (saving money will of course depend on your rates, alternatives, usage level, etc)
What this whole discussion is missing is a number of simple, common sense design issues (solutions to many of which are already here). The smart grid is excessively complex, inelegant, and subject to all sorts of failures (including security issues). It is also in danger of leaving you in a place where if you have to revert to 'dumb' grid, you don't have enough capacity for the electrical end-users.
For some more elegant solutions that solve many parts of the same problem:
For air conditioning (and heating), we have a newer system (SEER 15) with a two-speed compressor and a variable speed air handler. This means that during the really hot and cold days where demand is up, the system behaves more like baseload (on a larger percentage of the time, but a lower power level) than peakload. More systems of this design would substantially smooth out the peaks. While there are no mandates, this system did get us a $1500 tax credit. (from Bush era legislation, no less). Also, a programmable thermostat really helps, particularly if it's smart enough to gradually bring temperatures up or down to your target (again, not having to run the system at full blast).
For refrigeration, at least in parts of Europe, vacuum bottle insulation is becoming quite standard for refrigerators and freezers. This is the same incredibly exotic, unusual technology that makes a Thermos keep your coffee/tea/soup hot for many hours without heat input. This saves a huge amount of energy via very simple efficiency, without any kind of smart grids or smart controls needed. Even better, give the refrigerator and freezer each their own compressor and 'try' not to run both at once unless you have to.
For lighting, there are already excellent solutions - CFLs, LEDs on the way, and motion sensors can automatically turn lights on and off if you want to go that route (not a bad way to go for something like hallways, though we haven't bothered). You don't need a smart grid for this, you just need a smart switch - localized means easier to implement, easier to fix, and no central control needed.
For water heating, the easiest and cheapest answer is efficiency. Wash your clothes in cold or warm water (they still get clean!), get a lower flow showerhead (The Delta H2OKinetic 1.6gpm ones are surprisingly nice, and this is from somebody who would drill out or remove the restrictor plates in the early low-flow designs), use a dishwasher instead of hand-washing dishes (uses much less hot water), etc. Insulated hot water pipes don't hurt either. But if you use a lot less hot water, it barely matters how you heat it. (though if you use electricity, the GE Hybrid coming out 4Q09 is worth watching - a heat pump water heater, with a normal resistive backup. Should be particularly nice and efficient if your water heater is in a warm place.) Besides, it's hard to beat the ROI of $30 or $40 for a new showerhead.
Finally, leaky electronics (i.e. DVRs are TVs that use almost as much energy as 'on' most of the time) would be easy to solve if you just made manufacturers DISCLOSE all relevant information about energy usage. You don't have to mandate minimums, standards, etc; you can solve most of this problem by giving people the information and letting them make a smart choice. For once, the usual consumer advocate nincompoops (think Consumer Reports) might even nudge people into the right direction with this.
We really need to get out of the "brute force global solution" mindset and look for local, elegant, cost effective ones.
Apple had a very different set of problems, but has actually pulled something similar off three times.
68k to PowerPC: Lots of apps didn't work, though it was really hard to tell what System 7 broke versus what 68k to PowerPC broke.
OS9 to OS10: utter nightmare. Classic works great as long as you're on a single-user system running as admin with well behaved applications. You run into everything from apps that expect to busy-wait to the fact that OS9 has absolutely no idea what's going on with concepts like file permissions. Ridiculous support nightmare on anything with non-admin users, multiple users, etc.
OS10 PowerPC to OS10 Intel: 99% of stuff just works. Very clean, very well done. The handful of apps that broke were generally easily fixed, or were broken by design (i.e. anything made by Adobe)
XP on Win7 is more like the whole OS9 to OS10 transition, and like that transition, your best bet is to ignore the existence of XPM (just like your best bet was to ignore the existence of Classic)
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