maybe if it were 2006. and if it had a better punchline. i like mine better.

obligatory xkcd: http://xkcd.com/865/

i don't think a single one will work, a group of them though... maybe try those modded blu ray laser pointers? and don't believe everything you see on mythbusters, that show needs its own mythbusting sometimes.

infrared laser pointers

thanks, ac. i think. just want to clarify that positing a hypothetical scenario in which a woman might cause violence against a man is not the same as advocating it. on this site and around the internet people posit hypothetical scenarios for things they don't approve to make a point that it could happen. in the context of a joke, it's bad form to suggest one is advocating anything slapstick or otherwise negative should occur. at the least it shows you have no sense of humor and don't understand jokes. worst case, you can cause a misunderstanding that snowballs against you. one example is girlintraining getting several new assholes torn by the readership here. i'll give you another example:

suppose an overweight friend of mine jokingly compares himself to a car. i might then joke that if he steals the last of my cookies and it gives him a heart attack i'll have to put jumper cables on his nipples. nowhere in such a joke do i advocate electrocuting fat people with car batteries (even for the crime of stealing cookies). this is common sense. pick some up on your way home today. and yes, my fat friend thought it was hilarious (we were also drunk).

whoosh

wow. just wow. i think you must be her.

look, it's a sort of "mobius strip" joke, where the logic twists on itself at the end. it was facetious. anyone not having a shitty day can see that. change your fucking tampon and move on, bitch. i'm not your fucking boyfriend so don't yell at me (don't hit me, either).

for all your trouble, my post is 50% mixed positive/50% troll (labelled troll), while your actual woman bashing poster has 50% funny/50% troll (labelled funny). so your crusade really, really, lost big time here.

unless she's an entitled woman. then she'll smack him around for getting in trouble for her indiscretion. after all, that 150 euros is hers too and how can she possibly be expected to pay for music when he spends it all on piracy fines. does money grow on trees?

possibly he's selling said panties on ebay for a profit.

oh come on, give this one a break. it's only the religious nutjobs trying to keep stem cells from helping people.

it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!

you've never read the old testament.

"have you ever gone anywhere you wanted to go with anyone that you wanted... ON WEEEEEEED?"

loseless? your fat fingers are consistent at least.

nothing in TFA about these ipads being used to write code. the idea here behind the ipads was definitely laptop replacement, so yes, the ipad should be dismissed on those merits. since you can't be bothered:

say it ain't so, ghost-of-steve-jobs! poor wankers, how's the kool-aid taste now?