Is that you Steve Ballmer?

Bah, seems the accented Os were cut off, should have previewed the post. Corrected: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

Dmo arigat, Mr. Roboto.

I have ADD and NASA TV can capture my attention for hours.

The benzene molecule is trapped between the contacts, so its not likely to break free and evaporate any time soon.

Still better than Windows ME.

Except in Soviet Russia.

That probably some strange mold growth rather than a pizza. You can never tell.

I, for one, welcome our delicious, self-propelling into mouths, bacon overlords.

The e-reader will probably cost in the $500 range to cover cost. Each "book" will still cost $200 and will have to be bought again the next semester. Bookstores themselves most likely will not carry these unless they get a percentage of each reader and "book" sold because they will lose out on the used book sales.

A billion is more than a million, genius.

NASA needs some extra funding to implement the changes and therefore has to ask Congress very, very nicely.

So, is the economy or global warming treated as a perfect sphere?

Is the world going to end now that Microsoft has released Open Source code?