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Submission + - Isaac Newton, Alchemist (nytimes.com)

Pickens writes: "It wasn't easy being Isaac Newton because he didn't like wasting time: Newton didn't play sports or a musical instrument, gamble at whist or gambol on a horse. Newton was unmarried, had no known romantic liaisons and may well have died, at the age of 85, with his virginity intact. But, as Natalie Angier writes in the NY Times, it is now becoming clear that Newton had time to spend night upon dawn for three decades of his life slaving over a stygian furnace in search of the power to transmute one chemical element into another. "How could the ultimate scientist have been seemingly hornswoggled by a totemic psuedoscience like alchemy, which in its commonest rendering is described as the desire to transform lead into gold," writes Angier. Now new historical research describes how alchemy yielded a bounty of valuable spinoffs, including new drugs, brighter paints, stronger soaps and better booze. "Alchemy was synonymous with chemistry," says Dr. William Newman, "and chemistry was much bigger than transmutation." Newman adds that Newton's alchemical investigations helped yield one of his fundamental breakthroughs in physics: his discovery that white light is a mixture of colored rays that can be recombined with a lens. “I would go so far as to say that alchemy was crucial to Newton’s breakthroughs in optics,” says Newman. “He’s not just passing light through a prism — he’s resynthesizing it.”"

Comment Re:early (Score 1) 473

For future reference:
1. Press Alt-F2 to open the Run Application dialog
2. Type the following and press enter:

update-manager -d

The -d part checks for distro upgrades, and will give you a nice little box in your update-manager to upgrade to the new version :)
3. Click the nice little 'Upgrade' buton in the top-right corner
4. Reach for the ibuprofen, because you're bound to get some tension headaches from whatever breaks.

Comment Re:So *that* is how it works... (Score 4, Funny) 527

1. Rip off you friends
2. Make massive piles of cash (that would be profit!)
3. Buy legislation
3. Woaahhh, dude, munchies!

4. Remember that you were thinking about buying legislation
4. Duuude look at that squirrel... Playing with his nuts, hahahaha... LETS GO HOME AND EAT PEANUT BUTTER STRAIGHT OUT OF THE JAR!!!

Comment Re:Wait.. WHAT? (Score 4, Insightful) 178

.... Dude, he made a simple mistake, just a normal human misunderstanding. and he admitted fault - this is commendable. Even if his original post was slightly inflammatory, it hardly warrants such a malicious outburst. You're either trolling or incredibly stressed/angry about something else, and venting on this poor guy - not cool.

I think you should go outside, sit in the sun and try to find something to smile about - those facial muscles probably need a workout!

Comment Meanwhile, here in New Zealand... (Score 4, Funny) 146

It was revealed today that a member of parliament had been arrested for stealing the identity of a dead baby and thereby falsely obtaining a passport.

The Government here has a few thousand monkeys that spend all their time browsing through the various redundant overlapping government agency databases to catch you out for identity fraud, benefit fraud, unlawfully riding a train without a ticket or forgetting to tie your shoelaces in the morning. But yeah, we have some nice beaches, so it's worth the risk :D

Submission + - Kiwi invention increases broadband speed by 500% (stuff.co.nz) 1

Seriousity writes: "A small New Zealand company has invented a device that increases broadband speed — purportedly making broadband "more than fifty times faster".

The device, called a service delivery point, only offers a speed increase to houses that lack fibre-optics (the greater majority of New Zealand homes fall into this category), yet the device still holds appeal to homes with fibre-optics — it acts as a backup electricity system that senses when the power is cut, keeping the landline telephone in operation for up to four hours.

As a New Zealander exasperated by dodgy internet, I am happy to proclaim that Kiwi Ingenuity strikes again."

Comment Re:wrong product and/or wrong line of work (Score 4, Insightful) 335

The line between the government and the corporation has been blurred.

In fact, every time something like this happens we scramble to find that line, and it's nowhere to be found.
And some of us can scarcely remember what it looked like.

What we have now is a global Corporatocracy, the compromise between government and corporation.
What have the compromised? Our rights.

If we don't fight ACTA, our grandchildren will have no idea that a line ever existed at all.

Comment Re:Ha. (Score 5, Insightful) 335

Indeed, the sheer audacity of the industry giants behaviour has increased over the years and is becoming more and more visible.

If only we had better coverage of the issue offline. The mainstream media is wroth to anger their corporate overlords.
But millions of people are discovering the war on freedom through websites online...
Hence the need for an INTERNET KILL SWITCH!

Honestly, it's nearing the point where we should physically confront these politicians and smack them upside the head. The farcical pretense of democracy has been stretched so damn far that it might just tear down the middle.

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