If the pirate bay is incorporated then no one working there can be held responsible. Only the business can be sued. I'm not sure if they are.

Vista was the "New Coke" of OS's. Now we're back to "Classic Coke".

I try to tell people this but they can SEE the improvements and how much better it works.

If rubbing frozen dirt in my crotch is wrong, I don't want to be right.

And it hardly ever snows here.

In the future we'll all live on Google's server.

I can't tell the difference between Astro Boy and Mega Man.

HIYO!

Slackware is like that girl with black fingernails that thinks you're an idiot. You say nice things to her over the following months because deep down inside you're a good person and you don't want everyone hating you. You pick her book up for her when she drops it. You point out something interesting she might not have known. You stand next to her and make fun of some prettier girl that she hates and get a smile out of her. Later on after the months go buy she walks by and flicks you in the ear and giggles. Then you know, she doesn't hate you anymore.

or The Single, meaning single screen. Or maybe TS means The S***.

I know what I want for Christmas, too bad I'll probably have to buy it for myself.

In San Fransisco they put robot gerbils in your colon.

They look the same, you even get an "athletic" t-shirt with something about windows genuine advantage printed on it.

My life insurance is going to cover this. I'm looking forward to waking up in a world that is so different I can barely function. Oh wait, that's just like now.

They don't just use those telescopes to look into the Heavens you know.