I would use it to replace my wife and get things done such as, a hot plate of food, iron my clothes, washing and drying my clothes. Human wives are lazy, slow people when you ask them to do things. My robot wife will be able to feel my emotions and if I feel mad, she will cheer me up.

Yes, Newegg is the best online electronic retailer store period. There products are very well priced and shipping is outstanding. In fact, my friend and I purchased a 8800gt video card and we got it the next day. Shipping was like less than $10. My mind blew me away when I got the item that quickly. There customer service is just outstanding. RMAs, and product replacement is very easy with them, and they give you no hassle at all. Website is wicked awesome. It is extremely easy to navigate and find what your looking for. Everything is categorized perfectly and stuff. I really shop there more than I do at Bestbuy. I really don't like Bestbuy. I think they should call it Badbuy instead. Circuitcity was way better than Badbuy. Overall, Newegg is the top best online store to shop at.

That's one disgusting thing to drink for man; one stupidity leap for mankind.

"We should just burn fat people instead of coal"... problem solved.

Buying a car can cost you in the thousands range. Maintaining the vehicle such as, oil change, spark plugs, filters, etc can be like in the 100's range per year. Add fuel costs too. Then add the costs of having problems with your car. A freaking alternator can cost like $40- $60. A tire in the other hand costs betwee $70-$200 and that is just one freaking tire. Buy 4 tires if they all have worn treads and you are paying $200-400+ bucks These numbers are like if you can fix the car yourself without paying the technicians. If you take your vehicle for repair, then it's going to cost more. Then add what if your car doesn't start on the highway. Your going to face a $200-$300 towing fee plus extra to fix the car. Now taking a Public transportation, you don't need to worry about fuel running out, changing tires, worrying about the alternator going bad, or getting the vehicle robbed. On one hand, you would buy a car and face with all the costs of maintenance and fuel costs? or on the other hand, would you just take a train or bus and sit relax and read Slashdot on your notebook?

is ready for a battle with the Swine flu virus. Each of my white blood cell, are equipped with a sword and shield. When they attack, they say LETS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuck @ ati cards, as their drivers are horrible and unstable. I have been using Nvidia cards for a long time and have not experienced any issues. So, who cares if it beats the 9800gt. It's still an ati card and I would wipe that card on my ass.!

Deathclock.com tells me I will live up to 74 years old. It says: Your last day is Sunday, February 19, 2062. I have 1,666,778,070 Seconds left to live. Sigh, I will be an old bastard.

My laptop is connected to a generator on the hamster's wheel. So when he is exercising, I get power.

You mean IBM is buying the Sun in outer space? What a hot buy.

Do I see something wrong in this sentence? "buying a cheap 17-inch HP laptop instead of a $,2800 MacBook Pro, has unleashed the whole 'Are Macs Expensive?' debate again." Look again slashdot editor. $,2800???? It is supposed to be $2,800 you insensitive clod. Wow first time I ever seen this. Im surprised no one noticed it lol.

I am using MS-DOS you insensitive clod. Therefore, I cant even move a damn icon.

marijuana is a hell of a drug

It probably belonged to the wallet and not to that human adult. Thats why when you place you wallet in your rear pocket and sit on it, it hurts because the wallet has teeth.