Impossible, as the Earth is only 6000 years old.

Ah, but in WEST Elbonia, the energy market dominates YOU!

...Does snake-oil burn? If so, have I got an opportunity for YOU!

Add all those numbers up together, divide by 8, and flip the calculator upside down and it spells out "BOOBIES"... weird.

A peaceful Saturday at aquatone's house was punctuated by a late-afternoon domestic disturbance.

Monday Morning: Municipal Courthouse.

"So, you claim that chasing around a terrified 12-year-old while flailing a baseball bat over your head and insisting that he 'play ball' is responsible parenting and an attempt to get the poor child interested in athletics? You honestly make me sick, and I feel that pending your psych eval you should be kept away from children for the rest of your natural life."

You just can't win, can you?

Yourexactlyright.there'snoreasontousewhitespacewhendealingwithhumanlanguage.

Do it like Granny did with her life-savings: Bury it in a mason jar in the backyard. Only with a cat-6 cable running into it.

tfsu. Texty. dwi.

GOML, n00b.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

The Texty for that is GOML.

I like how the article you reference states that they're designing a "Proto-prototype".

So! By that logic, they have developed a proto-prototype of a generalized machine maker machine that can be used to construct proto-nano-pin-number-generating-atm-machines using proto-nano-assemblers running on AC current.

This is worse than spaceballs: the video tape.

Now became then, just now. ...everybody got that?

Your brother works in my backyard, then. I live in Killdeer, ND. The town of Killdeer just recently saw a boost to its municipal funds thanks just to the water that we provide to the fields. I would LOVE to start a company to build out the electrical transmission infrastructure out here, but I get the feeling I'd "be in an accident" before too long.

mmm... Sea-cow. ...wait, I thought that was manatee?

Yawn. Wake me when they have SuperBeef.

Yeah, but in TA, that's hardly cheating, its simply the computer inputing commands as fast or faster than a human player can. Now, if your saying Core vs. Core, the same metal extractor placed on the same kind of metal point (they sometimes had different default values, IIRC) yielded higher rps, then yeah, but if they were just faster, all you have to do is keep up.

But then again, that game was 12 years ago.