But African Canadian Geese are non-migratory...

Dibs!

Fuck Gandhi. Duder killed his wife. Penicillin would have likely saved her but he pulled the ol' "she's in God's hands" bitch maneuver. Then when illness came for him, he was on the meds like a dope fiend.

"Saddam, you shifty nigga! They said you was hung!" "And they was right!" I don't think he rode no Blazing Saddle, though.

Folks with wee ones, take note. Print up a tshirt that says "world's greatest uncle." Then when you need a little break, have a male buddy take the tyke for a trip to the park or store. You both win!

He's not actually interested in catching them. As long as the Duke boys are a threat, he can use it as political leverage for votes and funding for more law enforcement. If the Duke boys were brought to justice, all that money would have to go to things like education, or fixing the county's numerous washed-out bridges.