Comment Java Developers (Score 4, Funny) 34
Does a PHP programmer who lives on the Indonesian island of Java technically count as a Java developer?
Does a PHP programmer who lives on the Indonesian island of Java technically count as a Java developer?
Here is a word to the wise is you want to advocate for change in your company:
- Pretend your employers are Nazis.
- Pretend you and your coworkers are the French Resistance.
- Donâ(TM)t do anything the French Resistance wouldnâ(TM)t do if Naziâ(TM)s were lurking close by.
In a few years the next governor of New Jersey will ask for volunteers to revamp legacy React apps while unemployed people take out ridiculous loans for Vajazzle bootcamp.
Because putting COBOL on your resume, instead of React, serverless, AWS, React Native, etc. makes you hyper-employable. Right?
Isn't Xerox in worse shape than HP, or are we jumping the gun on the April Fool's Slashdot stories?
11-hour group masturbation video interrupted by porn video.
Amazon vs Walmart. It has kind of a Sauron vs Saruman we-lose-no-matter-who-wins ring to it.
Donâ(TM)t be ridiculous. The captain of Bill Gatesâ(TM) new hydrogen-powered yacht wouldnâ(TM)t be Captain Picard from Star Trek TNG....the captain would be Locutus.
If theyâ(TM)ll never learn prototypical inheritance, weird this handling, hoisting, and a zillion other annoying things that are byproducts of Brendan Eich being forced to create a programming language in only 10 days...
Who would use company email and calendars to organize something that many companies are known for discreeetly firing employees for doing?
Amazon is famous for being so abusive that tech workers cry at their desks, and for some reason these employees are still tolerating that...but they walk out over Co2 emissions?
I think agileâ(TM)s a lot closer to scientology.
https://github.com/rayfrankenstein/AITOW/blob/master/README.md
Then I will want to know who I'm with and whether the amazing experience was the cause of my demise.
Or how about we don't explain it to them and instead ask them for a billion dollars to research the breeding of ice dragons.
System going down in 5 minutes.