I'm pretty sure the "competitor" bit was completely made up.

Did she also tell you the tesseract was real?

What do you want, a cookie?

"Two Spacecraft, One Mission"

Oh, internet...

Ah, I see your point! Tell me more about how wearing a t-shirt with no pornography, no foul language, and a valid socially-concerned message is disruptive...

The only change would be that City Council records are excised automatically from the database, and requesting any such information about City Council members will become a felony.

Simultaneous localization and mapping (SLAM).

I believe you're underestimating the world's supply of assholes...

"That man is playing Galaga..."

Yeah, and if you don't pay that extra 2.5%, we'll take your house, your job, and your kids. But we're not forcing you to do anything. You'll just do it if you know what's good for you.

More importantly, where is King Radical? </drmcninja fan>

You, sir, have the right idea!

Whenever I mention such things to others, they call me a "monster". I say they simply lack vision.

Google indicates this link: http://www.aaroncake.net/electronics/solder.htm

Soldering isn't that hard, especially if you're just repairing audio cables :)

to look for an employer that isn't stuck trying to fit modern workplace paradigms into a tiny little box of thirty-year-old management strategies.

"We don't really get this social media thing, but we DO understand smoke breaks. Just send the geeks outside with the rest! Problem solved."

"We must draw the line somewhere and define what is private"

Oh, the hypocrisy...