Her name is literally a GUID !!!!
Completely understandable that you can't reveal it.
Relative to the Earth's population, I can't imagine there are many people with a unique full name, let alone a unique first or last name.
(Yes: you did restrict the set to the Internet.)

There's always a bigger fish.

With apologies for the Gollum wordsy.

While some commenters assert they'll fight all the way citing the ancient precedent of Finder's Keepers, I think they'll find the law is a little more prosaic => unjust enrichment.

Go ahead and follows that link ... the second paragraph even quotes Latin !

I have a multi-function HP. And when it eventually dies, I will never again buy a HP.

I've been considering Epson precisely because of their Ecotanks -- they're clearly trying to capitalise on consumer antipathy towards HP's consumables strategy.

Many other posts here speak quite highly of Brother. Any thoughts on Epson?

I suspect some of the smaller players will merge or be eaten by a larger fish.

Binge (Australia) had a Black Friday offer of $2/month for 3 months; their ad tier.
I signed-up ... after all, $2 wasn't even worth considering.

Oh my! There were so many ads! I persevered for a few nights and then had to cancel. I couldn't bear to watch.

That experience has scared me off any ad tier. I think I'd prefer to have a single, ad free service at any given time: devour everything of interest and then move on, like a good little frugal locust.

Giddy-yup ! Exactly what I do.
And, anecdotally, I'm hearing of more and more people trying this approach.

Let's see if they attempt to deter our behaviour. Perhaps by making the monthly rate significantly more expensive than 1/12 of an annual rate?

Then may I offer another benefit of being an “old fart”:
I *do* carry cash, along with a credit card.

Came here to say just that.

You're just like me. Only more eloquent, smarter, and faster.

Iâ(TM)m mostly lost on these topics ⦠way beyond my knowledge.

But I agree with the AC ⦠your explanation was absolutely brilliant. Thank you.

My employer requests 2 days per week, but is okay with 1. Even thatâ(TM)s not overly enforced.
They largely look at how well one satisfies allocated KPIâ(TM)s.

If they adopted Googleâ(TM)s attitude, I would very much consider leaving. I find working from home incredibly convenient.

https://www.epson.com.au/v2/ecotank/ ??

See their EcoTank Photo range: 6 colours. (Granted, you did say 'mostly'.)

Like many people on Slashdot, I'm the person in my circle of family / friends who people approach regarding IT purchases. (For their kids, home office, etc.)

A week ago, I would have recommended against HP printers because of their antics around cartridges.
Reading today's story further entrenches that resolve. Indeed, HP has that much more reputation to mend before I consider their printers.

I've only ever used the manufacturer's cartridges for every inkjet & laser printer I've ever owned -- I did go generic for printer ribbons back in the dot matrix days -- so one would think I'd be indifferent regarding HP's behaviour. In fact, I find it offensive and overly-aggressive.

Thank you !