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Comment Soylent Trichloroethylene (Score 1) 85

by Your Anus on Wednesday October 25, 2023 @06:57AM (#63952139) Attached to: Biden Administration Moves To Ban Solvent Trichloroethylene, Linked To Cancer

Is made of PEOPLE!

Comment I'm not worried (Score 1) 38

by Your Anus on Tuesday October 24, 2023 @10:56PM (#63951409) Attached to: College Warns To 'Avoid All Robots' After Bomb Threat Involving Food Delivery Robots

I have Old Glory Robot insurance. Because robots are strong

Comment Still Overvalued (Score 1) 24

by Your Anus on Friday October 20, 2023 @04:20PM (#63940391) Attached to: Faze Clan Acquired for $17 Million, One Year After Its $725 Million SPAC

By $17 million.

Comment Real Tech Support (Score 1) 25

by Your Anus on Friday October 20, 2023 @04:18PM (#63940385) Attached to: Indian Authorities Raid Fake Tech Support Rings After Tipoff From Amazon and Microsoft

Asks if you've tried rebooting. Have you tried rebooting? Let's try rebooting.

Comment This Will Come In Handy (Score 1) 12

by Your Anus on Friday October 20, 2023 @04:00PM (#63940331) Attached to: New Nvidia AI Agent, Powered by GPT-4, Can Train Robots

When the AI becomes self-aware and people try to shut it down.

Comment Cybertruck Will Look Great (Score 1) 127

by Your Anus on Thursday October 19, 2023 @03:01PM (#63937501) Attached to: Tesla Announces Cybertruck Deliveries In November, Claims 125K Production Capacity

Once the textures load.

Comment Did they broadcast the beeps (Score 1) 70

by Your Anus on Thursday October 12, 2023 @07:13PM (#63921517) Attached to: CBC Stops Broadcasting Official Time Signal

In English and in French?

Comment Lisa Needs Braces (Score 3, Funny) 81

by Your Anus on Monday October 02, 2023 @11:24AM (#63893889) Attached to: Tom Hanks Warns of an AI Version of Him Used To Promote Dental Plan

yup

Comment The climate reality is (Score 3, Insightful) 65

by Your Anus on Thursday September 28, 2023 @04:58PM (#63884455) Attached to: Swiss Glaciers Lose 10% of Their Volume in Two Years

You can't ski on rocks. Ski resorts are closing up because the ski season is too short now. But you can still find a stranger in the Alps.

Comment We Aren't Firing You (Score 1) 324

by Your Anus on Sunday September 17, 2023 @12:41AM (#63854452) Attached to: 'Feedback' Is Now Too Harsh. The New Word is 'Feedforward'

We are revealing the future of your career with us!

Comment USB-C (Apple's Version) (Score 1) 191

by Your Anus on Tuesday September 12, 2023 @02:15PM (#63842224) Attached to: Apple Announces iPhone 15 with USB-C

Embrace and extend, baby!

Comment Posting Dupes (Score 1) 19

by Your Anus on Friday September 08, 2023 @10:28AM (#63832364) Attached to: Not Mining Bitcoin Is Now More Profitable Than Mining It

More profitable than mining bitcoin

Comment Remove All Costs and Sales Become Pure Profit (Score 1) 43

by Your Anus on Wednesday September 06, 2023 @06:10PM (#63828598) Attached to: Roku Laying Off 10% of Employees, Will Take up to $65 Million Charge To Remove Streaming Content

There are no flaws in this plan.

Comment I'm Surprised the Game Publisher (Score 1) 48

by Your Anus on Wednesday September 06, 2023 @06:07PM (#63828588) Attached to: Starfield's Missing Nvidia DLSS Support Added By a Mod - With DRM

hasn't DMCAed the modder into oblivion, especially for trying to make money.

Comment Sanitize Your Inputs (Score 1) 26

by Your Anus on Wednesday September 06, 2023 @06:01PM (#63828584) Attached to: UK Air-Traffic Software Misread Spots on Map To Cause Outage

Nobody learned from the story of Bobby Tables.

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