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Comment Cancer for all Amazon employees! (Score 0) 68

Amazon is known to rotate employees around the company. Imagine some poor sucker who spent a couple of weeks working in a data center delivering data and being irradiated his whole working time.

Then Amazon sends that person to work in another warehouse and they walk around spewing all that collected radiation, infecting other innocent Amazon employees.

Those people should seek immediate relief from a spinal care specialist such as a chiropractor. A chiropractor will gently adjust the spine so the body becomes more adept at collecting and releasing any radiation harmlessly through urine and exhalation.

Take care,
Bob

Comment Not surprised in the slightest. (Score -1, Offtopic) 194


Young people are often morbidly obese, have terrible diets, and don't exercise. The rates of vertebral subluxations observed in the under-30 crowd is at an all time high. Their spines are effectively rotting, subluxations take hold, disease follows. You could see a chiropractor every day of the week to have the subluxations addressed, but it would be futile with such a damaging lifestyle.

Keep a healthy weight, eat a light diet consisting mostly of organic vegetables and meat, get plenty of exercise, and visit a chiropractor to have your nervous system tuned up so it's firing on all cylinders.

Comment ESPORTS are not SPORTS (Score 0, Troll) 24

It's disheartening to see obese young people sitting at keyboards, playing video games, then thinking they're playing a sport. Sports is something physical, not eating carcinogen-laden fast-food at a keyboard. For a number of years I would have young patients arrive, absolutely laden with subluxations of the spine, telling me they were playing esports. At the time I didn't realize esports meant video games, I thought it was some kind of hip and modern sport like frisbee golf (I forget the name). But, no, for the most part they were terribly obese, had terrible diets, and did nothing but play video games. They kept coming back to have their spine and nerve health attended to, but their life choices rendered them little more than subluxation factories.

I should look some of them up in the obituaries, they'd be in their late 20s or early 30s by now if they made it this far.

Comment Don't use high tech near your head or body. (Score -1, Troll) 32

Anyone using high-tech near their brains must lack a brain. It's a well-known fact that cell phones cause brain tumors when held too closely to the head for too long.

The electrical impulses generated by all these micro-circuits running at high speed causes nerve disturbances. And where do all nerves meet? The brain. Chiropractors have been finding that carrying a cell phone in the pocket can cause some misbalancing of a person's gait. That can lead to back pain. But recently some chiropractic research has found that the nerves fanning out from the brain act as a sort of receiving antenna for all the radio noise being created by all the micro-circuits. If a person has a cell phone in their pocket, there seems to be a better chance of vertebral subluxation in the spine. Even more of a chance if a person carries two devices in their pockets as many people do these days for both personal and work use.

Anyhow, back to the point about smart-glasses: these devices along with all the other electronics will certainly overload a person's nerve system. Being so close to the brain, the likely spot subluxations will develop is near the brain stem or upper cervical area. When this happens and with all the electrical interference being stuck so close to the brain? I'll wager brain tumors are just around the corner. (I keep my cell phone on a desk at arm's length and use it on speaker only. Everything I do using Siri, barely ever touch the damned device.)

And Apple's fancy new goggle with their M chips and cameras and other things? Literally BILLIONS of electical noise emitting transistors literally centimeters from your brain.

If you must have these types of devices, ensure you eat a well balanced diet consisting mainly of natural foods such as kale, lentils, non-factory farmed meat, fish rich in Omega 3 fatty acids, etc. Get plenty of exercise in an area with little air pollution (deep breathing that stuff in when in the middle of a 5K run will kill your lungs), and ensure you visit an expert in the human nervous system such as a chiropractor. They are trained to detect and treat the scourge of vertebral subluxation before they take hold and rob your cells of their innate healing intelligence.

Cheers,
Dr. Bob, DC

Comment Incandescent bulbs don't cause cancer like others (Score 3, Funny) 292

Incandescents were simple and had no unhealthy properties (other than the risk of a burn). They got hot, produced light, and... that was it. Modern LED bulbs and the compact fluorescents before that are packed with chemicals and generate a wholly unnatural light. They flash on and off many times per second which is imperceptible to your conscious self, but your unconscious sees a constant slide show of bright-dark-bright flashing all day long. It causes nerve fatigue and allows the onset of vertebral subluxations to take hold.

Before I retired, other chiropractors and myself noticed a huge increase in the count and criticality of vertebral subluxations of the spine in our patients that worked in office environments where these fancy new bulbs were put into use. Fortunately these people received proper chiropractic care and their subluxations were dealt with. But those poor people who don't know they should have these life-stealing subluxations attended to are dying of cancer at huge rates. All because of "progress" and fancy new cancer-causing light bulbs.

Comment Nuclear Propulsion = Radiation Death Chamber (Score -1, Troll) 80

Any astronaut going into space is exposed to high levels of radiation, that much is well known. Nuclear propulsion will expose them to hundreds of times the levels of radiation they will be exposed to already, this is insane.

What's even worse is that NASA does not have any proper post-flight chiropractic care for its returning astronauts. They come back to earth, riddled with radiation-fuelled vertebral subluxations, and are not treated for them. Over time these life-stealing subluxations will manifest themselves into heart dis-ease, cancer, diabetes, and countless other life threatening maladies.

Medical doctors don't even know how to detect the source of vertebral subluxation on a person's spine, let alone how to treat them. All they will do is prescribe more drugs. God only knows how many years these nuclear propulsion astronauts will have their lives shortened by.

Comment AI is biased against natural healing (Score -1) 33


I tried that ChatGPT program that kids use for their homework. Every time I asked about health issues, it mentioned some form of Big Pharma backed treatment. Drugs, surgery, more drugs. Not once did it ever mention vertebral subluxations of the spine or their health-sapping effects.

Not... a... single... time...

You'd thing some form of "intelligence" would tell people to get their spines checked by a proper health care professional (chiropractor) when they look up signs of sickness like headaches, back pain, infertility, heart disease, cancer, bowel distress, etc. Every reply was GET DRUGS.

AI will be the end of humanity, but not because of it killing us overtly, it will quietly recommend more and more drugs and other treatments that are slowly killing us with life-robbing subluxations.

Comment Instead of a new browser, how about a new life? (Score -1, Offtopic) 29

Get off the couch! You don't need another browser to read on the WWW (World Wide Web), you need to get off the couch and get mobile.

There's nothing wrong with some light web browsing over a nice kale and quinoa egg white omelette at breakfast, but once that's done, you should get active!

Go for a light run, enjoy the fresh air, get some natural vitamin D from the sun. And, whenever possible, have your spine checked by a chiropractor. True health care professionals that are not in the pockets of Big Pharma.

Forget about Arc and Chrome and Safari and whatever. If you take care of your health, you won't care about such trivialities.

And I would like to say Hello to all my patients on my private Discord channel. We have over 30 people seeking health and wellness through the miracle of Chiropractic! If you would like an invite to SublixationBlock, please let me know.

Comment Guaranteed he didn't chiropractic care earlier. (Score -1) 61

25 years old and active, a good start to be sure, but I will guarantee he did not receive regular chiropractic care before this terrible incident.

With safe and gentle chiropractic care, deadly nerve impulse blockages (called "vertebral subluxations") would not exist in this young man's spine. His body's innate intelligence that exists in every cell would easily have identified whatever was going wrong and wiped it out before he ever knew he had a problem.

It's a crime against humanity that Big Media squashes the voice of Chiropractic. They receive too much money from Big Pharma.

Comment None of my patients has been hassled. (Score -1) 492

If any of my patients are subluxation-free after 3 weeks of visits, I give them a card that says:

"To Whom it May Concern: The bearer of this card (patient's name) has been receiving regular Chiropractic care and has been free of vertebral subluxations for three weeks (21 days).
This demonstrates the bearer's nervous system is working at peak efficiency and has no need for toxic vaccines. Every cell in the bearer's body is able to heal itself due to the body's innate intelligence. Furthermore, the bearer of this card does not need to wear an oxygen-robbing mask.
(signed Dr. Bob)


To date not a single one of my patients has been harassed by staff in any restaurant or other business place. If this happens even once, we'll sue their asses off.

Comment Your body does not have a "vaccine shortage" (Score -1, Troll) 267

Of course Fauci wants more vaccines, he and all his Big Med cartel get a kickback for every toxic vaccine they inject.

The Facts:
Every cell in the human body has "innate intelligence" that was first described by Dr. D.D Palmer, the founder of the field of chiropractic, over 100 years ago. Each cell knows what it needs to know to repair itself and how to communicate with its neighboring cells. When the human spine is not in optimal heath, it will have what Doctors call "Vertebral Subluxations". These are analogous to kinks in a garden hose. These subluxations prevent optimal nerve and energy flow, so the body's innate intelligence cannot communicate at optimal efficiency. Invading viruses or germs are free to run rampant in the subluxated body.

Your body does not have a "vaccine shortage", it is subluxated. Plain and simple. Imagine a life with no more colds, flu, measles, cancer, or other dis-ease. That is the promise of pure, straight chiropractic.

Comment Disgusting to read, really. (Score -1) 91

These people at the NSA are working quietly in the background without fame or fanfare to keep the USA safe from foreign adversaries. They spend hours every day hunched over a computer, ignoring their spines and developing life-robbing vertebral subluxations. The NSA could at least give them a decent cafeteria with nutritious food to help their bodies have even a hope of self-healing before seeking chiropractic care.

It wouldn't take much to set up a proper cafeteria full of good food and snacks like tofu jerky, quinoa salad, lentil pasta, etc. In reality they should also offer free chiropractic care after every 2-3 days of work so the newly developed subluxations in the spine don't get a foothold and start draining the body's innate intelligence.

I can't imagine what it would be like to be served terrible food while in a foggy, subluxated state of life. NSA should be ashamed.

Comment This is how the depopulation of the world starts. (Score 0) 120

It's a fact that rice and potatoes are a staple of the world's poor. By infecting these new "foods" with RNA to resist drought, people will have this same RNA enter their body during digestion. RNA bypasses the body's defence mechanism and will immediately penetrate the cells of the body. Most cells will not be aware of this rogue RNA and ignore it, though the cells in the nervous system will see it.

These innocents should seek immediate chiropractic care if they suspect they have injected any of these Frankenfoods. Upon removal of the subluxation throughout the spine, the body's innate intelligence will be able to communicate freely and without interference, allowing each cell to be aware of the invading RNA. The cells will then be able to wipe it out before becoming infected.

If they don't have these life-robbing subluxations removes, the RNA will infect each cell of the body, superficially causing the same drought resistance of the Frankenfood. But over time the body's water levels will decrease and the usual defence mechanism that says "you are thirsty, have some water" will not trigger. Eventually people will desiccate in their own beds without a whimper. In moves the corporations to take over the land.

All these Frankenfoods are why every year I take a sabbatical from work to go on a one month tour for Chiropractors Without Borders. The group visits many impoverished communities every year to provide free, gentle, effective, and life-saving chiropractic care.

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