Mashiki, LOL @ Canada and the Queen suspending parliament in your country or whatever providence she has power over. Should we just rename Canada to "Western United Kingdom"?

For you tea sipping, hat wearing at royal weddings, Queen worshipping Brits - nappy means that your hair looks really bad. Probably why you Brits wore hats during the wedding

What the hell is a nappy? I'll ask Don Imus!

Ignore them. Most trials in your city or town end up plea bargained so when you get a summons, discard is immediately. I've done this three times already and haven't got a bench warrant for my arrest. Reason why? You can claim you never received it because it was not sent to you via certified mail. Want to know how I know this works? My lawyer recommended this to me one afternoon while having some drinks. Best part? Drinks were cheaper than a consultation.

The Prius randomly accelerates and the Chevy Volt's steering wheel comes off while driving, hopefully before it burns my garage down from it's batteries.

You finally have hardware that can handle Flash support!

What about all of the above? I can't just pick one :-(

BRB sending a DMCA takedown request to Slashdot because you posted sensitive company information about my box filing system

Do like me and I assume everyone else by throwing it in a box and enjoying the thrill of adventure when you are digging through the box to find what you need.

How much would it cost me for a 50 - 100Mbps connection so I can allow my neighbors to download all they want, make it affordable to them at a similar (or cheaper) cost, and have the bill covered?

Will this run on my iPad and iPhone?

I managed to score a copy of the infamous "Last Measure" web application, loaded it up on a spare machine and made a "Last Measure AP" with some wireless routers setup as "FREEINTERNET" and "linksys". This car was always coming by using the open wireless in the apartment I was staying at so one night, I put up the 2 Last Measure APs and took down the apartment wireless by doing a DHCP release. All you see, from the laptop glow within the car, is a guy throwing his hands up, furiously typing and the driver taking the laptop, doing the same thing but finally the passenger slammed the lid shut on the laptop while they drove off. This was also near a school where women with their iPhones and Blackberries would use open wireless.. too bad I'm a nice guy and didn't sniff for Facebook / email logins..

Can they seize an accused pornographer's house and property like they do a drug dealer? If so, I can see the focus. My local police department doesn't go after street level dealers, only mid and top level ones who have cars, electronics and property for the State to seize.

Everyone knows you can cook up military grade high explosives and/or crystal meth with those chemistry kits.

When is Linux and cloud computing going to be ready for the desktop? Any day now?