I try to wait until a phone is about three years past its prime and I keep it another three years, so it sounds like others think a little like me. My latest phone is a Pixel 1 for about 200 dollars. A lot of folks don't need or want bleeding edge technology, but rather value.

Netflix may not have the best collection, but A. It keeps me out of the bars. B. I no longer buy DVDs because they suck. C. I no longer have to watch the mindless shit on broadcast television. Except PBS. PBS is good television.

I could never buy one of these cheap 7" tablets. I'm Creative damn it. But I did buy a Visio 1008 for $189.99 at Costco and the bugger is sluggish. Don't understand why the manufactures have to cheap out on the ffing memory. 512K just doesn't cut it. Another $15.00 for a 16 GB micro SD card, but at least it has the slot for the card. Aaaa?

I like to take mine on an outing to the local shooting range. It's quite therapeutic.

Seriously. I thought Vampires disintegrated when exposed to either sunlight or truth.

Ayn, I thought you were dead.

Thank goodness my genius has finally been acknowledged. Now if I would just stop leaving my camera's, laptop's, and PDA laying around and forgetting where I left them. Ohhhh, what's that shinny object over there?

How would that work? I mean would it be similar to piping the results of a Google search into Bing's search engine?

Is that you again Steve?

Only if you're an Apple fanboy. Don't go around calling people you don't agree with or even know idiots. It's so Applish.

They're coming, just have patience. You have to go through the Apple version of nurturing and maturity. First wait until a young startup company builds the UGI and throughly debugs it. Next step is simple. Sue the startup, claim it as your own IP and enjoy life as a successful CEO. Ain't it cool?

I know that not every teacher is intelligent or ambitious. My next door neighbor is a teacher and I wish she would return to college and earn an advanced degree. That way she might learn how to use a lawnmower, a garden hose, a rake, and a snow shovel.

OK you jerks that are bad mouthing Apple and Steve take note. I am going to turn in all of your names to Steve Jobs. You will be sorry. Just you wait and see. Oh yeah, when the ipad version 132 gets released out next week and you will all be sorrier yet. FOR SALE: 131 barely used iPads.

Please oh please let New York be the very first area of the world to be taken out when the asteroids start falling. What's next? Suing babies in the womb?

Got Seals? SAS? or other retired special services men and women? It seems like they are a solution looking for a problem. It's hard to write malicious code with broken fingers, hands and arms. Oh wait, my bad for wanting to hurt the bad guys, because destroying peoples data and life histories are really just playful hi jinx.