This "hacker" wouldn't actually be named Mark Zuckerberg, would he?

The best hangup is when, mid-conversation, you whip your cell phone off a wall, smashing it into a million pieces. Didn't have those in the old hangup days, did you?

The video screen is cool, but the actual pinball looks pretty boring. They probably should've less time on the video screen and more time on how to make a kickass pinball game.

Electrodes on the testicles. Worked for me!

It's most likely that the high concentration of smug that has accumulated in the middle atmosphere above San Francisco was ignited by static electricity.

They were probably neither super-smart nor super-strong, just super-horny. They screwed their way into oblivion...or was it immortality?

WOXY was the single best radio station I've ever come across to discover great up-and-coming new indie bands. It was a longtime terrestrial radio station that operated out of Cincinnati. When you watch dustin Hoffman annoying the shit of Tom Cruise by incessantly repeating "97X, BAM! the futurrrre of rock-n-roll", he's repeating WOXY's tagline. The station switched over to an internet-based ad-free model in the early 2000s and got into financial trouble. Lala became the station's patron savior, financially keeping the station alive, hoping to parlay its relationship with the station into indie credibility and an instant customer base. It worked too well. When Apple bought Lala there were many that hoped the company would continue to support the station, but alas, Woxy shut down almost immediately after the purchase and has been dead ever since. RIP WOXY.

And why would anyone choose this model over B, with twice the ram, Ethernet, and a second USB port for a measly 10$ savings?

Nobody wants this.

The real question is whether it's AT-AT compliant.

This makes me think $15/lb for local cod at Whole Foods isn't so unreasonable.

Anything from which infinite copies can be made, instantly, and basically for free by anyone has no monetary value. The "pirates" realize this and are paying fair market value, which is zilch. The only way to convince them otherwise is with the threat of violence.

That's the sound of thousands of Facebook users viewing the sum of their lives and realizing it's dull as shit.

Childhood's End

"laser radiation beam" may sound cool, but it's also redundant.