Get RSS Feeds on Your Toilet Paper 247
0110011001110101 writes "A crazy new product out of Taiwan seems to be aimed at the feed dependent of us out there. The 'rsstroom reader' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want - not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the rsstroom will never be boring again! Heres a close-up image of this new gadget."
The Island (Score:2, Insightful)
You would think that with technology this advanced (the Taiwanese one, not McGregor), yet we can't put a feasible breathalyzer in the car and determine if a driver is under the influence or speeding.
And what happens when these toilet paper with Slashdot RSS clogged up the toilet?
Oooo, porn! (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:FAKE! (Score:5, Insightful)
As if you couldn't tell already?