Biotech Stories for 2006

Technology Vs. E.coli Outbreaks 45
China Heralds Year of the Fluorescent Green Pig 112
Parasites Makes Us Dumber or Sexier 240
FDA Decides Cloned Animals Safe to Eat 323
Super-Vaccine For Flu In Development 165
Report Says Patents Prevent New Drugs 381
Adult Brains Grow From Specialist Use 260
Near-Complete Cure For Diabetes In Two Years? 271
Sea Snail Toxin Offers Promise For Pain 206
Create Living Cells With an Inkjet Printer 100
Sense of Smell Tied To Quantum Physics? 169
Army's Cut of 'Future Soldier' May Impact Med-Tech 184
Stem Cell Bill Passes In Australia 253
Computer Simulation of Cancer Growth 70
Blood Protein Used to Split Water 230
Improving Gaming Through Biometrics 34
Apple Gene for Red Color Found 180
Is a Carbon Tax a Good Idea? 238
Nanoknives To Be Used to Cut Cells 78
Steve Chen Making China's Supercomputer Grid 128
NIH Confirms Protocol To Reverse Type 1 Diabetes 116
Scientists Find New Painkiller From Saliva 398
Pittsburgh Professors Challenge Darwin 193
Coming Soon, Super Vision 230
Anatomy of a Virus 90
Super Bowl Footballs Get The DNA Touch 194
Fight Tooth Decay with Electricity 277
Sound Waves Kill Skin and Prostate Cancer Cells 107
The President, The State of the Union, and Genetics 921
Thirsty People Feel More Pain 273
An Energy Drinks Roundup? 268
X Prizes for DNA, Nanotech, Autos, Education 160
Are Alternative Sleeping Patterns Effective? 260
Vaccine Effective Against Avian Flu 44
X Prize Foundation Encourages DNA Decoding 100
Snails Hitched Ride on Birds to Cross Atlantic 48
Is Ethanol the Answer to the Energy Dilemma? 342
Three-Dimensional Structure of HIV Revealed 189
Brits Ready Crops For Global Warming 83
Cardiac Patch for a Broken Heart 147
Doctors Claim Suspended Animation Success 390
New Device to Detect Skin Cancer From A Picture? 79
Easier Way to Convert Proteins into Crystals 92
Nanobatteries Power Artificial Eyes 139
The Future of Nanobiotech Predicted 130
Taiwan Breeds Transgenic, Fluorescent Green Pigs 261
New Way to Stimulate Brain to Release Antioxidants 98
Plants Produce Methane 77
Panel Confirms S. Korean Cloning Fraud 111
Human Based Stem Cell Culture Medium Developed 133
Biotech Data Mining 33

You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.