Idle Stories for 2023

Is the Internet About to Get Weird Again? 83
Animatronic Robots Make Their Last Stand at Atari Founder's 'Chuck E. Cheese' 28
1993's 'Second Reality' Demo Recreated for the Apple II 34
When Matthew Perry Met Windows 95 60
Cleanup Begins at Burning Man Site: a Few Abandoned Cars, Plus a Burned-Out RV 42
Cheese-Makers Track Their Parmesans By Embedding Edible, Blockchain-Enabled Microchips 187
Some People Are Having Sex in San Francisco's Robotaxis 56
Bill Gates Launches New Podcast, Tells Seth Rogen About Smoking Pot 35
Hundreds of Drones Crash Into River During Display 86
In Hawaii, GPS Keeps Sending Drivers Into the Ocean 173
How the NFL Scheduled 272 Football Games Using 4,000 Virtual AWS Servers 34
What Happens When AI Tries to Generate a Pizza Commercial? 61
Racehorse Owned by 391 Users of a Sports-Investment App Wins Kentucky Derby 17
Could We Build a Dyson Sphere Around the Sun Using Jupiter for Raw Materials? 102
The People Turning Time Into a Currency 86
Ben & Jerry's Cofounder Launches Nonprofit Cannabis Line 93
An Enormous Animatronic Dragon Caught on Fire at Disneyland 47
AI-Generated Viral Videos are Already Here 23
Planned NFT-Based Private Club in San Francisco Stalled by Uncompleted Permitting Steps 39
Teenage Pranks at Japan's Restaurants Lead to AI-Powered Sushi Monitors, Arrests 69
Why Are We Still Observing Daylight Saving Time? 242
AI's Latest Problem? Screwing Up Orders at McDonalds 108
A 'Cruelty-Free' Circus Replaced Animals with Holograms 51
10,000 Dogs are Registered for Workplace Visits at Amazon 64
'Dinosaur Comics' Celebrates 20th Anniversary with T-Rex Finally Stomping Past Sixth Panel 24
Internet Archive Celebrates 1927 Works' Arrival in Public Domain with Short Film Contest 10
What Happens When an AI Generates Designs for PC Cases? 94
From Halo to the Simpsons, Would Fictional Mad Scientists Pass Ethical Review? 46
93-Year-Old Retired Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Marries His 'Longtime Love' 52
Company Claims Its Push Buttons for Dogs Trains Them to 'Talk' 55

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