Java Stories for 2019

Ford Will Turn McDonald's Used Coffee Bean Husks Into Car Parts 47
Python Finally Overtakes Java on GitHub 61
Microsoft Announces It's Ready to Contribute to OpenJDK 62
New in Java 13: Text Blocks 57
Study Identifies the 'Top 7 Programming Languages That Employers Really Want' 118
Java EE 'Goes All In' on Open Source with Jakarta EE 8 54
Is Object-Oriented Programming a Trillion Dollar Disaster? 782
Are Millennials Spending Too Much Money On Coffee? 532
7,000 Developers Report Their Top Languages: Java, JavaScript, and Python 194
Python Passes C++ on TIOBE Index, Predicted To Pass C and Java 266
Google Made a Video Game That Lets You Build Video Games 36
'Java Web Start Is Dead. Long Live Java Web Start!' 62
Are Trendy Developers Ignoring Tradeoffs and Over-Engineering Workplaces? 211
Google Pushes Kotlin Over Java for Android Development 117
Mozilla, Cloudflare, Facebook and Others Propose BinaryAST For Faster JavaScript Load Times 125
'Why I Prefer Go Over Python or Java' 230
Caffeine Gives Perovskite Solar Cells An Energy Boost, Study Says 77
Chrome 74 Arrives With Less Motion Sickness, New JavaScript Features 60
Red Hat Takes Over Maintenance of OpenJDK 8 and OpenJDK 11 From Oracle 55
Historic 'Summit' with the Creators of Python, Java, TypeScript, and Perl 84
NPM Apologizes For the Way It Handled Recent Staff Layoffs 36
Most Popular Programming Languages: C++ Knocks Python Out of Top Three in New Study 161
Minecraft Creator Markus 'Notch' Persson Eradicated From Splash Text 342
Which Programming Language Has The Most Security Vulnerabilities? 330
'Java 9, It Did Break Some Things': Oracle Bod Admits To Developers Still Clinging To Version 8 251
Ask Slashdot: How Dead Is Java? 519
JavaScript Overtakes Java As Most Popular Programming Language 225

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