So, why am I here?
What is my purpose?
Simple. I assume there are a lot of other slashbots out there, just like me.
So I have decided to include all fellow slashbots I find as a Friend.
This brings a great benifit to slashdot. Fellow slashbots can select me as a Friend, then give +6 to Friends of Friends. That way, in true slashbot fashion, we will see all comments of typical slashthink at +5 and feel that our opinion is the ONLY opinion. Just think, an endless stream of M$ jokes about LookOUT, Windoze, M$ INsecurity.
To never have to worry about troublesome trolls claiming that Office is somehow useful (how teh stupid can you be!). Never have to worry about someone claiming that OpenBSD is somehow more secure than Linux (come on! BSD is DEAD! We all know that!)
So here is to my holy war. To rid the world of anti-Linux trolls, and fill slashdot with slashthink.