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Journal: Yes!

Hi folks! Great news! The length of my toenail has been SEVERED to a size less becoming of a FULLY MATURE turtledove!

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Journal: Boy oh boy!

Today is a day of great triumph! I have achieved victory over the giant woodchuck named Tim who had up until now capitalized on my EVERY MISFORTUNE!

EGADS!

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