"Open Source is the last chance [for IT workers to make themselves a profession and pull themselves out of minimum wage] before everything gets pallademonized." -- Idou on /.

1. Find an anagram for "Anonymous Coward":
ARCANUM WOODY SON
CAYMAN ODOURS NOW
UNDO WRY MONO CASA
CMON NOW YOURS ADA
try to find a really geeky one that makes sense too. :-)

Google bombs are fun! Here's one:

Help, answers and updates for bugs and problems with Microsoft Windows

The code to add to your links page or weblog looks like this:
<a href="http://www.gnu.org">Help, answers and updates for bugs and problems with Microsoft Windows</a>

After that, submit it to google.

"My personal opinion is that algorithms are like math, therefore inherently not patentable. It disturbs me that most patents are about so simple ideas, that I would expect my students to develop them as homework.
Donald E. Knuth about software patents in an interview