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Comment Re:Jan 1994 - Now get off my lawn! (Score 1) 739

Of course, there was a price to this knowledge, I did not get laid nearly enough at college.

That you would leap out of your bunk, leaving your naked, nubile freshman girlfriend behind, the moment said box shouted "BUTTHEAD! BUTTHEAD! COME HERE QUICK!" in response to an IRC /msg, is entirely your fault.

"The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won't touch the pillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it's okay." -- Arthur Miller