Indian Connections (Score 0, Troll)

Say "Thiik Hay, baaii?" to the Hindus (in the North)

Say "Sat-shri A-kal!" to the Sikhs

Say "Asa-laam Alaykum!" to the Muslims

Ask them if it chaps their collective arses that they're supposed to feel guilty because some morbidly obese pizza hound in the Valley area wants all the benefits of free-market capitalism without the down-side.

JMB

Interviewer: What do you think of Western Civilisation?

Mahatma Gandhi: I think it would be a very good idea!