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Journal Journal: Damn Slashdot!!! MY FAVORITE SPATULA!!!!

While responding to a Slashdot article, my favorite spatula burned on my stove. It seems that I turned the wrong burner on and was too retarded to smell it six feet away.
To hell with you all, ANOTHER SIX BUCKS DOWN THE DRAIN!!!

(Plus my kitchen smells now)

"Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will." -- Virginia Woolf, "Mrs. Dalloway"