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1) Be remembered as a good father.
2) Have people remember the aroma of my BBQ.
3) Never let people forget the mental image of Lynda walking in on me sitting in front of the computer jerking off furiously and typing one-handed.
She was none too happy about it, so I guess I'm gonna have to scale back my cheatroom activities until she finds something else to piss and moan about.
This should help. It's my 3rd favorite website. I went back and forth between Doms, Violent Chastising, and Rubber. Ultimately, I decided that Rubber has never done anything wrong by me and here we are:
My New Grrll
I beg her over and over again, "Do what thou wilt, Mistress!!" and she cracks her whip and tells me that she doesn't make idle threats, on the web or otherwise, and calls me ellem (note els for ones) and says that she's gonna take over my Slashdot account and post naughty things about me having cybersex with MILFs.
Then she jams the caulking gun up my ass and empties it into my colon. Lynda RAWKS she is so hot!
Just the thought of it gives me batwings.
And the other three hundreths are fwopping themselves raw and typing with one hand while they cyber with MILFs in chatrooms.