Journal: Oh noes! An opinion I don't like is on the Front Page!

Watch as I scream like a homosexual whose lover just wiped his dick on the new curtains!

Shame of Timothy! Doesn't he know how difficult it is to get stains out of Chiffon?!?!

I'm going to have to get on my knees (oooooooo!) and rub (oooooooo!) to get this out (ooooooooo!)