my name is joe
and i work in a button factory
my boss came up to me
are ya busy?
i said no
push this button with your right elbow
my name is joe...
okay so say you go into a store and buy something. you hand the guy (or girl) a 20. life is good.
then they give you your change. and THEY GIVE YOU THE BILLS BEFORE THE COINS. what the fuck? how are you supposed to get the coins off the bills without dropping them all, especially if you only have one free hand? iiii dunno.
do you have any idea how many places i go back to just because the cashier gave me the coins first? wayyyy too many...
Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company. "Ever since they threatened to fire me."