Once pigs, chickens and cattle achieve legal personhood, the soybeans will be anxiously waiting for their turn.

Not a physical pummeling? That would have been entertaining.

And if you'd had habaneros with lunch, there would also be plasma (fire).

Free download from Sourceforge.
Boot to desktop, include a start button (3 menu styles to choose from), get rid of hot corners. Once I saw that someone fixed the mistakes for free, I upgraded two computers and bought one retail for a new box I'm building. Hyper-V makes the upgrade worth it to me.

Start8 might be better at $5, but by a very tiny margin.
 

I would suggest the free Hyper-V Server from Microsoft. If you really enjoy beating your head against the wall.

My model M finally finally passed on to the scriptorium in the sky. No worries, I have two more. And two Unicomps. Planning to buy another Unicomp to replace the dead M. Satisfied? I think so.

Yes we should all stop breathing. That will save the planet, and the cockroaches will rise to their rightful place. After that it's their problem.