Journal: My first time

Madonna and all those supermodels are so into yoga, and I was wondering what the big deal was. I thought about trying it for a while but didn't finally do it until my friend dragged me to her class at the fitness center on campus. The teacher walked in and I couldn't stop staring at him. I mean, he's a lot skinnier than any guy I would normally go for, but very muscular and kinda tan with long hair and a goofy smile. The class was really good. He seemed like an expert and I started to wonder what else he was an expert in. I felt so relaxed after his class that I kept going back, always making sure to say "Hi" as I left the class.

The other night when I said "Hi" he said "Hi? Don't you mean 'Bye'?" It totally caught me off guard so I hung out and talked to him as the other students left. Without me noticing, he had his hand on my foot like he was holding it. Sneaky! Maybe I didn't notice because I was laughing so hard & being totally mesmerized by his eyes as he spoke. But his hand was warm and his touch confident. I was so turned on. There was no way I could say no to anything he asked, and he knew it! I ended up going home with him for a "private lesson". He suggested a little loosening of the muscles by getting in his jacuzzi. He grabbed my face--not too forcefully--and kissed me on the lips, soft at first but then with a little tongue. We started making out furiously and we both got really really horny really really quickly. Well, we're both into safe sex so we were practically tripping over each other to get to his bedroom (and his condoms!).

I tackled him on his bed and he played along even though he's so much stronger than I am. God what a sexy boy! His love muscle rose up and commanded my attention, so I laid across his legs and teased him slowly into my mouth. His warm hands were already caressing over my entire body and spiralling around my kitty, coming closer and closer with each pass. As he started to gently tug on my lips I parted my legs just enough for him to slip a finger in. I was so wet! Next he scooped me up in his hands and brought me closer to his face. I thought "Ooh...sixty nine!". Ever the teaser, he layed me down next to his chest and started to glide one finger in and out of my love hole, then two fingers. How did he already get me so close to cumming? I instantly wanted him to flip me over and jam his cock inside of me. I stopped sucking for a moment to drop the hint, and he pushed my face back towards his throbbing pole. I figured as good as he was I could wait a little longer, and got back to sucking on him.

Meanwhile another finger was circling around my "chinrest" (I think they call it the perineum). I was so close to cumming I could barely stand it. How much longer is he going to keep me on the edge? All of a sudden WHOOSH he jammed it right in my brown eye. I spit out his cock and screamed as I exploded into unbelievable orgasm. As I went to take another breath he pushed my head back down and I finished him off in my mouth.

We ended up fucking like dogs in heat. All I can say about that is you slashdot nerds should all take a yoga class or two. One night as we were having our afterglow talk I asked him where he learned the trick with the finger. That's when he told me the story about The Shocker. I laughed at how ridiculous the story is. I thought he made it up, but he sent me the link a few days later.

Needless to say, I'm hooked on The Shocker. I've had a few others since him, and I always ask for it, but one thing's for certain: nobody does it quite like he does!