MsGeek's Journal: Ladies and gentlemen...

I have signed legislation that will ban the "In Soviet Russia..." posts forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes. You have no chance to survive, make your time.

Somewhere in Siberia: "Hey Yuri! Someone set up us the bomb!"

(I HAD to get that out of my system. Yeah, it's retarded. Deal with it. I can't be intelligent all the fucking time)