Journal: The Case for a Pre-emptive Nuclear Strike Against China

Today, the discovery of huge caches of Chinese-made munitions in al-Quaeda bunkers proves once and for all that China supports terrorism. Keep in mind that publically, China claims to support America's anti-terror initiative. I haven't seen that type of oriental treachery since Pearl Harbor--and you know how we remedied that situation.

Now, as President Bush has said, "You're either with us, or you're against us." China, with actions not words, has shown itself to be against the United States. As we speak, China is funneling more arms to anti-American terrorists and building up its own nuclear capabilities with stolen American technology. China has previously shown its insolence by refusing to immediately return a downed American spy-plane and its crew; a plane, I might add, that was forced to land due to the incompetence of a Chinese fighter jockey.

Clearly, China wishes to challenge the supremacy of America and the West. They want a fight, let's give them a fight. Let's return to basics, return to the only type of diplomacy respected in Asia. Nuclear diplomacy.

I'm calling for a massive, pre-emptive strike against Chinese nuclear installations, military concentrations, and population centers. The first volley of ICBMs will remove any possiblity that the Chinese can respond to our operation in kind. Next, we decimate China's military with a series of well placed nuclear strikes. Once we attain air superiority, we can then spend a leisurely couple of weeks mopping up China's civilian population.

Note, also, that this proposal kills two birds with one stone. President Bush has already committed to reducing America's nuclear arsenal by something like 4000 warheads. A pre-emptive strike against China, which is something we need to do anyway, will allow us to get our money's worth out of the surplus warheads, as well as saving us the cost of disarming them and disposing of them.

Write your Senators and Representatives. Tell them you demand a US first strike against China. If not for your own safety, do it for the children.

Remeber, if we don't get them, they'll get us. Do you want to go through life dogged by worries about a Chinese sneak attack? Or would it be better to ignore the knee-jerk international outrage and liberal hand-wringing and solve the problem of China for good.