Would you be my friend? If so, give the Smuggler a hug.... a low hug!

It will make you feel better, and it will make me all tingly inside. Inside my scrotum, that is.

It would work, until the battery dies.

What is a grape smuggler? Webster's online dictionary defines it as "A small bikini, thong, or Speedo like swimsuit worn by a older, balding, hairy male."

I am particularly at home on a goat as well and prefer to have hot grits smeared on me also.