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Journal by Grape Smuggler

Would you be my friend? If so, give the Smuggler a hug.... a low hug!

It will make you feel better, and it will make me all tingly inside. Inside my scrotum, that is.

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Journal: Slash According to the Smuggler

Journal by Grape Smuggler

What is a grape smuggler? Webster's online dictionary defines it as "A small bikini, thong, or Speedo like swimsuit worn by a older, balding, hairy male."

I am particularly at home on a goat as well and prefer to have hot grits smeared on me also.

I bet the human brain is a kludge. -- Marvin Minsky

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