I also wanted to mention if anyone is into HalfLife mod online gameplay, that I like to play DoD and have found two really great gaming communities with servers and forums to hang with. The one is a little strange its BuxomBombshells.com. These are guys in California (mostly) who play under the aliases of famous female film stars. They can explain themselves on their own website, but they are a good group to play with.
The other is a larger community. The Ville.org They have multiple servers and an active community.
Okay a little harsher joke, but still possible to tell at work.
This bartender is getting ready to close up and there is only one customer left in the bar. He's a drunk who is always hard to get rid of.
"C'mon buddy, last call is over. You gotta go, now.", the bartender says.
"Wha- ah c'mon man.", the drunk says as the bartender is shuffling him to the door.
"Hey, what's that?", the drunk asks.
"It's a dart board. Let's go.", the bartender replies.
"Oh hey, let me throw a dart. C'mon let me throw one! Please man, c'mon...", the drunk pleads.
"Oh for crying out loud." the bartender exclaims, "If I let you throw one, will you leave?"
"Yeah, yeah, I promise."
"Okay.", the bartender gets a dart from behind the bar and gives it to the drunk.
The drunk stands there weaving and hurls the dart across the room landing right in the bullseye.
"Whooo hooo!!", the drunk yells, "I got it, what do I win?"
"What do you win?!?", the bartender says, "You don't win anything its a game!"
"C'mon, that's not fair.", the drunk says, "I got it fair and square."
The bartender starts arguing with him and quickly realizes that the drunk guy is not willing to give up the notion that he won something with the bullseye throw. The bartender decides instead of arguing with the drunk, he will just give him something to get rid of him. He reaches behind the bar and grabs a turtle that he found on the way into work. He had planned to give it to his son, but he decides to give it to the drunk to placate him. The drunk is very pleased with this and staggers out.
A couple of nights later the drunk comes back. Sure enough at closing time, he doesn't want to leave and asks the throw a dart again. The bartender is frustrated, but figures that there is no way he could possibly get another bullseye, so he agrees. Miraculously, the drunk throws another perfect bullseye.
"Hoorrayyy!!", the drunk yells, "I did it again. I win!! I win!!"
The bartender closes his eyes and shakes his head in disbelief.
"What do I win?", the drunk asks.
"Oh god, I don't know..." the bartender replies, "What did I give you last time?"
The drunk says, "Roast beef on a hard roll."