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Journal: All right! I'm a certified Slashdot troll!

Journal by Captain Goatse

Yay, one of my base -1 comments got modded for Trolling, that must mean that I'm a troll for real! Link here. The comment isn't really a troll as everything is true, Offtopic, yes, but Troll... maybe.

And in other news, my mouse is pretty much broken(as long as you disable the wheel it's fine), and my keyboard is not far behind(randomly repeats chaaracters... yep, happened right there, I just didn't bother changing it. Some of the keys are hard to enter too...).

-- Capitan Gattsu

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Journal: No more 2 post per day limit for me?

Journal by Captain Goatse

It seems as I can post more than the old boring 2 comments per day right now, this should be my fourth today, for example. It might be because my previous posts actually got modded up, some nicer trolling actually pays off after a while :) And doing it in the first post too, of course. It also helps a lot to actually know what is being said in the news article.

But still... all my comments were pretty much only modded funny(and my arrow keys on the keyboard do not work for some reason, so I won't bother capitalizing the f in Funny) and some various Troll, Flamebait and Off-Topic - just because of my username and previous posts :)

Anyway, my current goal is to get back to Score: 0 by default, I actually managed it for a little while but quickly got modded down. Possibly because of my old signature, my current is much less prone to downmodding as it might be funny(I haven't actually watched the movie with sound yet).

I've also got a new anti-GNAA troll in store, it came from some Rob Malda-Furry bashing link to Google Groups, I went and searched around for some fun stuff and found This! Haha!?

Censorship

Journal: Terrible

Journal by Captain Goatse

I finally reached Terrible karma. A rather nice stepping stone into the worlds of Trolling. It's time to write some more exiting Captain Goatse stories. I know you all want to know what I found out about the legend of loopback(Warning: Might be offensive to some non-pirates).

The major drawback is that I can only post 2 times every 24 hours. Not a good thing at all, in my opinion, GoatboyNeal probably has another opinion. How am I going to be able to express my opinions through free speech this way? I can't say anything at all! I hate America because it produced kids like CowsecxNeal.

Is there any way I can keep my Terrible karma while being able to post as much as anyone else? Please help me, fellow trolls.

Censorship

Journal: Banned already

Journal by Captain Goatse

Captain Goatse writes: "I was banned after just 15 minutes of membership, doesn't this suck? Yes, I know that the ban is only temporary. But, how are you supposed to get your karma down enough if your right to free speech is taken from you?

On my ship we have 100% free speech and 100% gay sex. I wish the rest of the world would learn. I've been thinking about releasing some of our brats to let them spread our message. Is is a good idea or not?

Evil message included for interested people:

Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily been disabled. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner. If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down. If you think this is unfair, please email moderation@slashdot.org with your MD5'd IPID and SubnetID, which are "*" and "*" and (optionally, but preferably) your IP number "*" and your username "*"."

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