It's not a purse, it's a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

"— they eat, they sleep and they watch TV,' [Miso's CEO, Somrat Niyogi said.] 'We think the market is massive."

Possible translation? "lolfat"

I promise that even with my username, I am not one of those insane drinkers and drivers. :)

If I ever need one of these, I'm getting one and naming it Metal Gear.

Millennia.

"If all of the electricity you used in your lifetime was nuclear, the amount of waste that would be added up would fit in a Coke can." That's from Steward Brand. I was curious about that fact after reading your post, so poked around on Google and found his TED speech here, with interactive transcript.

When I hear "giant squid," I think of a... giant squid. Per Wikipedia: "Giant squid can grow to a tremendous size: recent estimates put the maximum size at 13 metres (43 ft) for females and 10 metres (33 ft) for males from caudal fin to the tip of the two long tentacles (second only to the colossal squid at an estimated 14 metres (46 ft), one of the largest living organisms)."

"Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself."

Not if he's Chinese.

Sadly it's even spelled right in the fucking summary.