Although I have made it clear right from the beginning, that I was NOT going to post personal
information about 56ker [even though I have a picture of his ugly giant ass]
He made it seem as if I was up to harm him, citing
british law in the process.

Since I live in a place were the hand of God can't
reach, let alone dickless british cops, I will say
that his laws do NOT apply to me.

However, I have my civil ethics, which I have displayed
right from the start. I promised limit my activity
to pointing out silly comments made by "56ker", and
only on slashdot.

For now, I am conducting a scientific experiment.
I am going to prove that there exists an algorithm,
which can predict the contents of EVERY 56ker post.
This might seem as an impossible claim, but subjecting
56ker to simple psychological tests, proved the
simple organism he really is*

The question now is, how should we take it from here?
The experiment is still underway (he might try to change his behaviour now, but he
doesn't know the criteria for the test.)

My question is, how should the "56ker Fucker" account
continue?

I can:

1) Write a bot that scans every new slashdot story (N minutes after it is posted) scans for
posts by 56ker, and replies with an appropriate message.
The message could be anything from excerpts from
my journal, to a fortune cookie.
This has the risk of being modded down to -1 for
eternity.

2) Wait for the results of the experiment, and
have it propagated by other fellow anti-56kers.
This could also be included in the sigs, or even
posted anonymously. It could also be posted whenever
we gather more karma, and have it visible at the top.

3)Leave the name calling alone, and make intelligent, rational replies
which point out how stupid his posts really are.

4) any other ideas you might have.

Excuse the ugly formating please.

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* He is suffering from the lack of confidence. I think he has been physically abused as a kid.
Sometimes, I think the kindness he displays is just out of timidity. Not sure yet.

Hi and welcome to my journal. As you might have guessed,
I took upon myself, the task of closely (notice I
didn't say "stalking") monitoring one of the stupidest
karmawhores in blog history, namely, the nameless
56ker.

His KWing techniques are not unique in anyway, the
only new thing he brings to the table is his sheer
posting frequency.

56ker, or "John" as I would like to call him, is
by no means a bright man. A sample follows, "Brace" yourselves:

Idiocy #1
Idiocy #2

I hope that sparked your interest, in each occassion, he is caught standing in the middle of
the room and admitting of ignorance.
Incase you haven't noticed, that *is* his karmawhoring technique. Claiming ignorance of a topic, and pleaing to the "knowledgeable few" for clarification, thus appearing as an inquiring mind.

Most of his question could be answered by a google search, but he still chooses to stand on a table and demand a personal attention.

More of this idiot will soon follow, I pretty much got him down, I am only looking for an excuse to nail him real good .. in public.

Play on.