You can't do apt-get -f remove systemd because apt-get is a child process of systemd and doesn't have permission, and even if you could do it, your system would hang because systemd is the absolute root process.

We're talking about the same company that put Mr. Clippy on Word 97 with no way to turn him off.

Sure they buy Microsoft products. They get Windows XP SP3 for $1.99 from Sum Dum Phuc.

Oh noes, the NSA knows I "like" this or that picture of a puppy. It's the end of privacy was we know it.

I used Unity for about five minutes maybe, long enough to go with MATE instead.

Desktop Linux will be at a disadvantage? As in, revenues will be halved? What?

If an erroneous belief is a brain pattern I'd like to see the brain patterns of people who believe there are brain patterns.

Little is more boring to me than stories about countries that don't have a fundamental guarantee of free speech quailing under laws that curtail free speech.

Next they'll go, "People who consume quantities of glucose in Snickers bars and donuts equivalent to drinking a bunch of soda pop daily also have diabetes and short telemeres. Never mind!"

NASA is tasked for Muslim outreach to make them feel better after putting infidel footprints all over their moon god.

There's no brain patterns involved at all, it's a simple delusion rooted in statistical bias. You only remember the good times when you won, and you erase the bad times when you lost. So you think the casino is a money tree. And thus casinos pay their light bill. That's also why people play Powerball, they only hear stories about the people who hit the jackpot, never stories about not hitting it.

All the Mars based assets are putting in the Nikes, drinking the grape Kool Aid, and preparing to shed their containers and join the mothership tracking behind the comet.

Is this the same NFL that forced their coaches to use Microsuck Surface tablets?

Sure, the Ribbon was designed for the future too, not the past, it's super keen, just like the Edsel.

Suppose Jupiter perturbs it a hunnert meters or so off-station, how does the satellite know and compensate? Oh, yeah, it pings the American GPS!