Today, ping pong balls - tomorrow, human meatsacks.

It's like that semester of Macroeconomics 101 has been pulled out of my brain and replaced with crazy.

It's clearly a form of radical journalism, providing an avant-garde commentary on movie piracy.

Genius, really.

Well, this is a intriguing move! I believe that it may result in a variety of new social dynamics within the Slashdot userspace, although possibly resulting in a net degradation of... of...

Okay, you got me. I'm posting for my achievement too.

*grabs achievement and scampers away*

Let's revise capitalism! Doesn't sound too tough... I reckon we can get it done by Tuesday!