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Is he paid to code this site or flap his gums about politics?

From the looks of the code, I'm guessing the latter, though from the looks of his drivel, I'm guessing he shouldn't be paid at all. That guy's a freaking moron. Fire this dumbass and bring back krow!

This JE submitted as a story, because it's time to fight The Man, man.

If things were going okay like the Americans kept saying (all that "you don't report the good stuff" crap), why is this such a big deal?

OMG COMMON SENSE PARADOX

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Mud.

Bob: What do you want to do today, Jim?

Jim: Let's vote on a measure to enshrine bigotry in the constitution of our country, which has no chance of passing!

Bob: Sounds good Jim.

Jim: Afterward, let's go to the golf course so I can try out my new, $5000 golf club set and ivory balls I got from that lobbyist the other day!

Bob: Haha! We're such assholes, Jim!

Jim: Not as big of assholes as the people who vote for us!

Bob: You're right, Jim, they ARE pretty huge assholes.

You actually had to pay them for this!

You guys are such dumbasses. If I were the world, I'd hate you too.

i rofl'd

The people who are all for a gay marriage ban are trying to keep people from getting married, and the people who don't care one way or the other, or who are against the ban, are either not impeding gay marriage, or are trying to allow more people to marry.

How, then, does the logic work that goes "We support a ban on gay marriage, because we want to save marriage"?

Aren't the only people who are hurting marriage the people who are trying to keep people from getting to it?

I don't have the patience ot think about it. If you reply to this, post ASCII art in my journal instead. In fact, if you respond with anything but ASCII art, I will buy a subscription and foe you, and then make my journals friends only. Because I hate you. In fact, I'll foe you if you post anything.

How do you like them apples?

This JE submitted as a story, because the new rendering allows you to check the submit box no matter where you click on the X axis within the width of the middle column of the page, as long as you click in the same Y range as the submit box is sitting.

Sir! I would post a witty and scathing retort to your pi, but I am prevented from posting by promblematic procedures probably causing a predicament propogated by poor pontification!

Skirting the line between law and politics, Bush today urged a constitutional ban on the Constitution.

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, seen here in an undated file photo, announced the move this morning saying, "we just think it will be so much easier to move forward with our agenda of total Terran domination without that musty old rag constantly coming up in the middle of debate".

Critics of the plan were quick to respond. Arty Pydumpchik of Cornish, Oklahoma insisted "if the Constitution is outlawed, only outlaws will have Constitutions!"

Other critics of the plan say that it's nothing more than a retaliation against a bad roll. An anonymous source within the administration indicated that Bush may have only rolled a 7 on Constitution, and that is the source of his outrage.

Lawmakers were expected to back the plan, their spines having been removed through their shaved anuses many years ago. Some have even suggested that with the upcoming resignation of Richard "Richard" Cheney, they might be persuaded by giddy staffers at the White House to roll the Constitution into a tight baton and smack him over the nose with it on the way out.

The vote is expected to take place at approximately "when Hell freezes over".

http://www.opensecrets.org/pacs/lookup2.asp?strID=C00144766

This is the political action comittee that is currently donating the most to the republican party.

I don't know whether to love republicans, or hate beer.

Submitted as a story, because everybody loves beer, even dogs.

Holy carping fishing nets, Batman, The Riddler modbombed me and admitted to it!

Users with my Karma can only post 10 times a day (give or take based on moderation), so I'm afraid yours truly has been brutally censored by the oppressive fist of Slashdot for a bit.

I don't think I'm a troll.

Jerks.