Nobody who ever mattered ever had a MySpace profile. Nobody who ever had a MySpace profile will ever matter.

That's why they had a MySpace profile, after all. They wanted to matter, but didn't.

Idiots post for free.

Tonight's topic is "democrats". They're sooooo cute when they take their first baby steps, especially when they think they're big boys just like their daddies :)

I THINK I WILL DELETE JES AT RANDOM.

Mainly when it annoys a particular person I'm not terribly enamored with because, frankly, I'm a jerk and I like to annoy annoying people.

If I could do the same with posts, I'd be able to have a lot more fun.

Hates it when people don't just arbitrarily think whatever he tells them to think?

I refer you back to my original opinion of the typical slashdot user, post-OSTG, which apparently applies to at least some of the staff as well...

I created this account just to resume trolling people, but the quality of the comments has gone so far downhill in the time I've been gone that I feel like posting trolls would actually mean posting comments so much smarter than the norm that I'd just be perceived as a genius of some sort among all these idiots.

Wow. Slashdot sure got dugg by digg, huh?