(I won't even bother with references, because it is literally 10 seconds away in Google. Sapienti sat.)
It isn't that I'm not agreeing with you, but throwing out these without a reference makes you literally the same kind of troll you're looking to rebuke.
The plural of anecdote is data.
Are you serious? I understand you're trying to sound edgy and using powerful words is cool, but you have to agree this is blatantly wrong.
In another news, youngsters are actually drifting away from the iPhones towards Android. Nothing to do with quality, of course, but Android is more of a buzz word nowadays.
I do believe we "know about computers".
Eye-candy gets in the way.
Hmmm no it doesn't. I wonder what kind of "work" you're trying to get done if that little eye-candy takes away vital space and computer resources.
I hate "pinned" apps.
Well that's *your* problem. The rest of the world doesn't really seem to have any problem with it. Personally, I think it's really useful.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.