I'd never considered broadband speeds could induce fear. Is this why my download speed improves significantly after 9pm?

its nice to see someone thinking about the children =)

Well, it all started in 1962... Utilizing advances in modern food synthesis, scientists at NASA began work on a germ hostile space meat to be used into long expeditions in deep space! Only recently has their hard work paid off. As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat. Seeing this as a way to end their streak of being sued by angry costumers poisoned by their burgers, the Mac Meaties corporation decided to try this miraculous space meat. Not having access to that technology, we make ours out of napkins.

Don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals

IIAMIG (I am an MI geek) and I can think of hundreds of uses for this over the festive period.. from reporting Santa productivity to analysing mince pie consumption..

Quite want one myself now