So the severe drought only applies to the 99%, right?

I prefer to call her a cunt -- but to each his own.

She should have just kept her legs open and her mouth shut.

I truly feel I get my money's worth out of this. The same can not said of my overpriced ISP and my overpriced cell phone service.

I was thinking the same thing, except I don't even want them that close. Fling them towards the sun and be done with it.

I think in this instance she has gone beyond 'stupid bitch' land and into 'stupid cunt' territory.

I loathe myself for ever self gratifying myself while looking at her Playboy spreads.

Mythbusters recently proved that you can't herd cats.

Answer: "Because 'lawmakers' have to justify their existence."

Don't hold back now, tell us how you really feel.

So you are advocating the creation of a radioactive gelatinous blob?

I think I saw that movie already.

You have more faith in FB stock than I do. I think it will be back down below 40 by the end of the year.

I bike to work!

Thanks! I always appreciate a good XKCD.

For the past two weeks the town I live in and many other towns have issued a "please keep one faucet running in your house at all times" plea. This is so that water keeps running through the pipes outside so they done freeze and burst. Pipes that are 14 feet deep, BTW. Tell me more about global warming, please.

Look no further than young Flynn / Clu from TRON legacy as proof that the Uncanny Valley is alive and well.