Robot Chicken = Wrath of Khan as Opera. YESS

wait, piracy is bad? Who was hurt by it? Can you show me some victims who were injured?

Which one do I need to pirate in order to sync my palm phone and play a .wmv file? That's the version I need.

Holy hell you nailed it. I mean, that's about exactly correct. I can even load the Wiki or Guide onto my e-book reader and carry it around with my towel. Brilliant!

Wait, you mean the same AMAZON who is making money from Belkin's products being sold on their site? Good luck with that. The counter-astroturf would be more useful and more likely.

It is when you want to pass broad legislation. One man's undigested corn kernel is another man's cherry. :-P

I thought it was "Whoa..."

Seriously, she should take some classes on critical thinking or something...

Right, but if you look at the car adapters for those same devices, DC to DC for this home application requires a much smaller conversion than AC to DC. And less waste, right?

You might want to ask Lori Drew about that TOS you are not concerned about...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lori_Drew

I'd rather raise pigs, train as crewmembers, then eat when they are ready for bacon-time.

Even when you *are* the alien, you aren't asked to kill humans... Lame correlations...

Or maybe a bigger bullet? Or maybe an explosive bullet? Or..?

Bullets! My only weakness! How...did...you...know??!!

Another useful intro is using your strong skills to help others - try tutoring students. It will let you meet people who respect your ability. Much like an 80's movie, you can easily assist the jocks with your brain. Be friendly to them, and ask where the fun parties are at school. Some may insult you, some may ignore you, but others will help you bridge the gap. Once you are at the party, the rest is up to your personal grooming skills and ability at small talk.